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alex: eVRYTHIGN IS NOT GOINT TO BE OK IC ANT IMDYIGN DJFGHSLERHGE WHY WOULD I PROCRASTINATE THIS LONG WHY. IM ALREADY FAILING AT LIFE DONT I EVER LEARN. AND IM STILL BEING IC I CANT EVEN WITH YMSELF
koak: I READ IT JDFHGLSJKHGSJYRF I JUST DIDNT HAVE THE TIME TO REPLY CAUSE WORK BUT I READ ITTTTT. MILO BABY. The only idea I had was maybe Milo should try to pickpocket Jude but gets caught and instead of strangling him like Milo expected Jude sits him down and has a talk? Idk man random ideas.
ali:

That’s very existential of you. Because we all die someday, I’m not worried about how close that someday is. Plus I’m prone to damage so at this rate do you really think I’ll get that far? I’d look horrible in wrinkles. That’s relieving, I wouldn’t of asked anybody else. Shh, don’t worry, I’m honored to be the other woman.
I’m afraid I have, you’re like a puppy to me now. I just want to cuddle my face into yours and call you cute names.
Don’t worry about it, I don’t even know where he is for me to direct you to him. I like to think he had a good reason though, it makes it easier. And I’m a big girl, Mo, it’s not third year anymore. I can beat up my own ex-boyfriends,
a little.
You should be. There are people around you that care and I think this absent boy has caused you to forget that. I do think you’d get that far if you just tried. The other woman, huh? I’m strangely ok with you referring to yourself that way.
Do you now? I wish you’d said that to me about eight months ago.
I don’t care, my fists would itch till I got my own hands on the bastard for passing you up. It’s absurd to me that anyone in their right mind would leave you behind.

Slow replies cause attempting to do work while rp-ing. I should do my work and then rp but lbr since when have I had a sense of priorities. When.
I’m happy to know I mean that much to you, but your request might ruin my plan, I didn’t think too far into the future, wasn’t planning on living that long. I hope you’re dying young too, I’d really hate to do it alone. Is cabbage not just fake lettuce?
You’re late. He left, I didn’t ask why, didn’t care to find out. It’s been months, I’m over it so spare me the heart to heart.
You don’t need to think into the future, just live it. Why so ready to kick the bucket, hm? Hey, if double suicide is what you’re shooting for, I’d be more than happy to join you. Don’t tell my girlfriend I said that.
I wasn’t going for a heart to heart. Since when am I the one to give heart to hearts? You can’t have possibly forgotten the entirety of my personality in the span of the few weeks we haven’t seen each other.
I was just asking what happened to determine whether I needed to kick his ass or not.

I went though a whole box of tissues today; I think that’s a new record for me.
At the expense of sounding like my horrendously spoiled sister, high five, sister.

brb tho cause food.
also koal dexoz convo should happen i miss them asdfghjkl;
Being healthy has never exactly been a big priority of mine. I think the topic has it’s perks, there hasn’t been much going on around here for us to argue about. Quick, celery or cabbage?
I’ve been ok, just passing the time by, the year’s almost over and I honestly couldn’t be more happy about that. I..don’t have a Ravenclaw, Malekai, uh-not anymore.
Well, it should be. Don’t die before me, I won’t make it too far after if you do. Celery…I think. Cabbage is quite repulsive.
Not anymore? Why’s that? What did he do?

Just saying. I’d be terribly happy if I had a hedgehog with me.
Hedgehogs bite, prick, are nocturnal, often produce odors, growl and require constant attention that as a student, you wouldn’t be able to give.

Malekai’s crushes are so ridiculous right now. 3 of them are Alexia, 3 of them are Chels, 2 of them are Ali and the top one is Gabby. I cannot.